Blogger won't let me post the body of my work on chrome. It's weird as fuck, and quite frankly, annoying.
Could be cookies, could be the browser itself. Whatever.
Blue, brown, swirlies, sparklies, and ponies = The new and improved Utterly Ending.
Also, I've learned a very important thing today. There is a never-ending war of wits and mental stamina between you and your mother. She has the advantage of raising you for however many years, but you have the growing strength of living in the now.